Santa Claus is coming to town. Or at least he would be if they hired a new one to be stationed at the mall already. So far? Empty. Children are fussing over it whenever they pass the section where their favorite Father Christmas would sit on. It is nearing the months of the holidays so where is he? Are they still on the process of hiring one? Seriously, why not just hire the same guy from last year? He has always been the Dallas Santa for Hire.
Jolly old men that could cosplay as Gandalf, Dumbledore or any wizard from Dungeons and Dragons. Those are really awesome. Unless we are talking about the hobos and homeless spread across the streets. They do not count. But maybe they will appreciate you hiring them for something?
Intelligent children probably know that Father Christmas does not exist. The Jewish children definitely know he is not real since they follow a different religion and celebrate a different holiday. What do they even think whenever they see Catholic kids talk excitedly about an old man who creeps into houses and leave presents?
That is neither here nor there. But it is fun to imagine all the same. This cartoon, South Park, the Jewish boy named Kyle Broflovski knows that Mr. Claus does not exist at all. But then he gets proven wrong when Santa Claus himself appears before him. Him and Jesus. That must have been a wild ride for him.
Of course, we cannot rule out the other wizard in that franchise. Have Saruman the White give a go at being Father Christmas. He may be evil and cunning, but that would serve as a twist in a Christmas movie when you imagine it. He is certainly a better alternative than our next character on this absurd list.
But you want to hire one for a party. Probably a childrens Christmas party, by the looks of it. Maybe borrow the ones already hanging out at the malls for that one party. Pay him well too. It is not easy to handle talking to children who are loud, obnoxious and spoiled. Or worse, a combination of all three.
Why are we talking about cartoons? We were speaking about the missing Santa in the mall. How hard can it be to find an older man with a white beard? Unless they do not even want to volunteer in the first place. That is just a sad waste of material to work on. They could cosplay as some badass bearded dude.
Or maybe get your own family members that fit the role to play it. It might be a lot less hassle than getting a stranger. You can pay him fairly and a family reunion like this may be more fun than anticipated. Dress up as well to make it more hilarious and amusing.
The last one was just the right sort of plump. We hope this guy does not disappoint. Anyone with a beard can wear the get up but that takes talent and soul to bear the name Santa Claus and have kids to believe in it.
Jolly old men that could cosplay as Gandalf, Dumbledore or any wizard from Dungeons and Dragons. Those are really awesome. Unless we are talking about the hobos and homeless spread across the streets. They do not count. But maybe they will appreciate you hiring them for something?
Intelligent children probably know that Father Christmas does not exist. The Jewish children definitely know he is not real since they follow a different religion and celebrate a different holiday. What do they even think whenever they see Catholic kids talk excitedly about an old man who creeps into houses and leave presents?
That is neither here nor there. But it is fun to imagine all the same. This cartoon, South Park, the Jewish boy named Kyle Broflovski knows that Mr. Claus does not exist at all. But then he gets proven wrong when Santa Claus himself appears before him. Him and Jesus. That must have been a wild ride for him.
Of course, we cannot rule out the other wizard in that franchise. Have Saruman the White give a go at being Father Christmas. He may be evil and cunning, but that would serve as a twist in a Christmas movie when you imagine it. He is certainly a better alternative than our next character on this absurd list.
But you want to hire one for a party. Probably a childrens Christmas party, by the looks of it. Maybe borrow the ones already hanging out at the malls for that one party. Pay him well too. It is not easy to handle talking to children who are loud, obnoxious and spoiled. Or worse, a combination of all three.
Why are we talking about cartoons? We were speaking about the missing Santa in the mall. How hard can it be to find an older man with a white beard? Unless they do not even want to volunteer in the first place. That is just a sad waste of material to work on. They could cosplay as some badass bearded dude.
Or maybe get your own family members that fit the role to play it. It might be a lot less hassle than getting a stranger. You can pay him fairly and a family reunion like this may be more fun than anticipated. Dress up as well to make it more hilarious and amusing.
The last one was just the right sort of plump. We hope this guy does not disappoint. Anyone with a beard can wear the get up but that takes talent and soul to bear the name Santa Claus and have kids to believe in it.
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